Little Miss, Little Miss Can't-be-Wrong!
Oh, sorry, you didn't want the Spin Doctors stuck in your head…

meee-owww

Foxy Megan Fox.
I literally just made that up.

So… *holds donut in left hand, hot dog wiener in right hand, raises eyebrows* is what you're saying?

Elizabeth Banks is friggin' everywhere these days…
And I love it!

Bad news. His ego is expanding.
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And the Earth is getting laarrrrgger!!!

Thank you, kind sir. I hate to admit it, but I sometimes forget Batman existed in the pre-Miller days (when it comes to purchases).

*Spike Lee angrily tweets Billy Bob Thornton's address*

"Give you presents, why bother? Cause you know I'm looking nothin like your father."

What did I think? I think your review fucking sucked, Dan Caffrey!
Welcome to the South Park review comments, or, as we call 'em 'round these parts…..HELL!

Well at least you have Jesus.

If you believe in God - upvote.
If you have accepted the sweet baby Jesus into your life - reply.
If you love both Satan and hunting down innocent Christian fetuses - ignore this post.

*bleep bloop bleep*

The only important bromance Hugh Laurie is involved in is with Stephen Fry.

I played it after playing SMB 3 and SMB 1 and….was confused. But then I loved it. It's so different and the chance to play as the other characters was a nice change. Although I am glad I never actually purchased the game.
Luckily I had only rented it from my local video store (still in business! A bastardized shell of…

Jessica Jones! Fuck yes!

I hear if you go into the bathroom, turn off the lights and shout his name three times, he will apparate (real word or am I mixing in Harry Potter words again?) behind you, make fun of your favorite movie and then punch you sqwahr in the face. Thankfully he leaves you with a list of MOVIES THAT FUCKING OWN as a…

With a title like that, 16-year-old me is all over that shit. 28-year-old me is all like, "eh, maybe if Netflix gets it."

And yet still unavailable on DVD (past season 1)!!

I totally want her to 'female praying mantis' me, if you catch my drift…