Hurt on company time, heal on company time.

No. To think Brazil looks bad for trying to punish thugs who wrecked a gas station after Fucking a bunch of hookers.

Or you could remember that these guys were banging hookers, had their wallets stolen from the pants they weren't wearing, and Lochte had to lie to mom as to why he lost his wallet.

That's quite the American view you have.

“Roy Williams dressed up as a Tatum Bell Hop for the party. No fucking way that was his idea. It would take an hour just to explain that joke to Roy Williams, much less the irony of his no-tipping ass dressing as a bell hop.”

Him pulling up and thumping his chest while he broke the world record IS him at his best.

You’re talking to a guy that will swear by Hakeem Olajuwon to the death. Bill Russell? Dream gives you twice the offense and 93% of the defense. Kareem? Olajuwon beat him as a 24 yo.

Lol. Phil Kessel is fat.

Boy, this was just a great comment.

We like him bc he gives us civic pride. He’s a symbol. No one likes Michael phelps the person. How could we? We don’t know him and his persona is bland as shit.

We like him bc he gives us civic pride. He’s a symbol. No one likes Michael phelps the person. How could we? We don’t know him and his persona is bland as shit.

We like him bc he gives us civic pride. He’s a symbol. No one likes Michael phelps the person. How could we? We don't know him and his persona is bland as shit.

He was literally trying to be the most popular man in the world. He wouldn’t say anything even remotely interesting and said yes to EVERY commercial offer.

Why do all the Asians squint at the ball during their serves though? What do they know that we don’t?

I’m really starting to reconsider giving the Olympics and other big events to a corrupt poor country

The NFL is so dumb. What bozo made this decision. “Maybe they won’t notice”. What a dope.

Capella shows some promise, but then again, so did D-Mo :-/

Did you just call Tony Romo a tranny?! Dude it's 2016.

....that was kind of an insane reaction, right? Like, I’m-judging-him-a-little kind of reaction. Very strange.

Worth the bruise that's coming.