LeBron in Jordan’s time is a scary thought. Sure they had the handcheck, but they also had Illegal Defense rules. You couldn’t be away from your man for more than 5 seconds. It would prevent the sagging defenses that basically allow teams to handle LeBron.

It’s so bad. He really needs a person close to him to pull him aside, and explain to him what an absolute mess his shit dirt wannabeard is.

Strong candidate for worst overall facial hair in the candid crowd shot.

*continually restarts the video at 00:14*

St. Louis Post-Dispatch headlines:

I’m sure the Best Fans In Baseball are taking the news with their usual grace and aplomb.

“To this day it’s the first and last time I’ve heard boos during the national anthem.”

So you’re saying you haven’t been watching the NFL lately. 

Well, that... or elect him as the junior senator from Alabama

Right?

He reminds me less of Shaq and more of Hakeem, who was better than Shaq in every way I can imagine.

Simple numbers will not show that he was the best player on a Finals team, and won DPOY three times. He’s a lock.

If there’s no grass on the field, play ball.

Absolutely. It makes me sad that people are going to blame Walsh for this loss, because there were so many ways Pete screwed the pooch.

+1 for joke

He’s still out going door to door collecting $1.05 from every American, because freedom isn’t free.

Toby Keith’s gonna be pissed when he realizes he didn’t think of this idea

I have no doubt he’s got ties to Russia, financial and otherwise. But the reason *I* think he doesn’t want anyone to see his taxes is because one look will tell everyone that he’s not even close to as rich as he’s been saying he is; I’d estimate he’s got a few million maybe, and he knows there’s not a way to spin that…

What’s this Dennis Smith shit? What’s this bullshit? I don’t fuckin’ care! It don’t matter to Enes. But you’re not foolin’ me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don’t fool Enes. This bush league psyche-out stuff... laughable, man - ha ha!

It really says something about the shkrelification of the health care industry in this country that “health insurance” is a demand listed alongside “fifty million dollars a year” and “my own jet.”

After watching the video, my takeaway is that I’d rather have those two chinese fellas call a game than Reggie Miller.