You realize you can't read sarcasm in the real fucking world, right?

Yes. Because that’s what Ichiro does. Swing at bad pitches...not Vladdy, Ichiro is the bad pitch hitter.

You don’t get it. He swings at a lot of pitches and doesn’t walk so that he can up his average with all his hits. Nothing more selfish than a stat-chaser.

Rivers was my pick of the last generation, Aaron Rodgers excluded. Always liked him more than Cutler, Eli and Big Ben. Woulda picked Romo if he weren't paper mache.

The Philadelphia 76ers had it right. Bad luck with the ping pong balls and they didn't draft well. But burning that bitch to the ground was the right move.

Jellyfish in a river???

I loved Griff as a kid because, duh, but as I grew up and he became a Red, it made me love him even more. In an era of Bonds and Clemens, my man mashed homers until he hit his 30's....then his body fell apart the way it’s supposed to after a career in professional sports.

What's the phrase? I can't watch.

What?

He legit looks like the best passer in the NBA. Since Jason Kidd? Lebron is great but a majority of his passes are setup by his unreal athleticism. Not many ppl see the angles like Simmons seems to.

Slash his spine? Punctured heart? I can't tell. Don't wanna watch it anymore.

Ssshhhuuuuuut uuuuuuuup

We talk a lot of shit about what a robot Cristiano is, but I find it incredibly endearing that he looks out for idiots on the field the way he does. And I know, I know, idiots on the field, safety blah blah blah. But In the heat of the moment, especially this one when he’s trying to have a career defining tournament,…

Maturity

Shows what you think about jimmy butler.

OJ chase.

“Safety reasons”

It’s not that they’re bad guys. It’s that people wanna see two guys grow up together and become a force. Magic and Worthy. Isaiah and Dumars. Jordan and Pippen. Every true basketball fan wanted to see how many Shaq and Kobe coulda won.

Young teams don't need to blow long term money on the type of mediocre players that hit free agency. Save it for Greek Freak and Nurkic extensions.

Aaaaand Russell Westbrook is a Laker.