More like Madeleine Westerh-OUT ... I’ll show myself the door.

Imagine the condition he’ll be in 16 months from now, having spent most of that time relentlessly campaigning. Because that’s when his term would *start*.

I love The Worst Generation. Nobody squanders like the Baby Boomers.

Didn’t Brian Williams loose his job for a “misremembered” war story? If we hold a reporter to this standard, shouldn’t the potential president be held to it as well?

The Cowboys are “America’s Team” in that we have a president who suggested we nuke hurricanes. That is the Cowboys.

“Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit quaaludes.”

Chicago pizza is just lasagna 

also the Maryland flag sucks. It looks like if a bunch of Teutonic Knights started a taxi company.

I watched Super Bowl 40 with Steelers fans. I’ll let Seahawk fans bitch about that game as much as they want because fuck obnoxious Steelers fans.

The mental image of Marshawn Lynch fully dressed and drinking cognac from the bottle makes me smile from ear to ear.

I only know Seattle as the team that trades off-years with the Oregon Ducks with godawful green jerseys designed by color-blind Nike “experts” to see which team blinds the whole nation first.

Maybe we can convince Israel to refuse all money from the US congress because Omar and Talib are members.

Just another day in paradise

I think Patrick is drawing a line between Spurs and Fulham in regards to hugeness.

Women have a way of “shutting these things down”.............it’s called voting.

If this isn't the most American Christian thing that exists I don't know what is.

Mustache-less Tomsula is far too terrifying.

One of their safeties got charged with assault. In a nice change of pace, he was charged of beating someone WITH his girlfriend, and not beating the girlfriend.