I would have maybe started by.... meeting some folks with autism? 

I believe in those cases it’s spelled freedumb

“If only the people who were taking risks were affected I wouldn’t care, but that’s not the case and it hasn’t ever been the case.”

“The American people know how to protect their health.”

“We can make good decisions. We can wash our hands, wear masks, socially distance.”

Does it sound very dystopian to have to limit gatherings to 6 people or they might die in a horrible out-of-control plague? Absolutely. But that’s the reality that we’re living in at the moment, even if it sounds far-fetched. Accept it.

We can make good decisions.

I mean, how many times have we seen bridezillas melt down about how it’s THEEEEEIR DAAAAAAY and everyone has to do what they want? It’s, like, the one day of your life where you have the most control over social proceedings. (Maybe childbirth beats a wedding, but not always.) Use that to your advantage to make sure…

“hey remember when you got married and killed off half the family with Covid cause you were selfish?  yeah I remember.”

Exactly! It’s your wedding, the day that you are going to (hopefully) celebrate every year for decades. Do you really want that day to also be remembered as the day we killed grandma/auntie/friend/co-worker?

Mikayla claimed that when she was walking down the aisle she realized that not a single person was actually wearing one, and thought, “I’m walking down the aisle. We can’t do anything now.”

“You’re in the moment.”, they said. One that took several months to plan and organize, I assume. Months that could have been used to, I dunno, fucking think.  

Especially after her fatass father dies. Then it’ll be “oh I couldn’t upset him while he was alive...” And I’m sure she’s already coming up with point by point arguments for how she secretly worked as a liberal spy to get her father to change his mind about things. Then she’ll do a photoshoot where she’s dressed like…

You are right. I started to write something but I hate them & anyone that would forgive them so much it would not be nice and that’s against the spirit of my name :)

1 million percent on your side in both of these cases. if your pumpkin pie is bland, it’s because you made a shitty pumpkin pie. and sugar cookies melt in your mouth. who tf are these on the list, and fruitcake isn’t?!

Grease a backing tray with oil or butter, and sprinkle it with sugar (preferably demerara but castor sugar is fine too!).

Sorry, we’re gonna throw down about pumpkin pie and sugar cookies. The day after Thanksgiving, Pie For Breakfast Day, is sacred on my calendar, and my husband’s mom makes fantastic sugar cookies. Utterly delicious.

My mom always made a jello dish that was lime jello, cured, then topped with lime jello mixed with cream cheese, and then cured so that there were 2 distinct layers. I loved it as a kid, then decided I couldn’t stand it in my 20s and 30s. Now, I want that shit all the time. I must be craving collagen or bone marrow or…

It’s a well known fact that, much like vacation days, the longer you work at a company the more Flog The Dolphin minutes you accrue. For example, if you’ve only been with a company for 2 years, then you’ve only got a few minutes to play a game of Five-On-One on company time. If you’ve 10 years in, you of course can…

His statement reads like a company that has no loyalty to its workers instead of a guy who should have already been let go and possibly sued because he yanked his crank during a work meeting. For fuck’s sake.