I did not intend to have a “domestic destination” wedding, but it’s not my fault that all of my family members decided to live all over the country/globe. And it drives me crazy when people act all put out because they were invited to a wedding. Trust me when I say that many times, an invitation is just a courtesy…

Worldwide, the zealots of every religious variety are all about fucking the children.

If you can make water into wine anytime, it’s not a matter of if but when.

And the almighty dollar. 20 fucking grand for your daughter? Rot in hell

If that happened this would be me.

Truman did not go to Elizabeth’s wedding although an elected official from the US was invited and he sent a diplomat, Eisenhower was not invited to Princess Margret’s wedding and you would think after WW2 they might have wanted to at least invite Eisenhower. The Reagans were invited to Charles and Di’s wedding as well…

I think Harry already said 45 isn’t welcome at his wedding and that he’s a threat to human rights, so yeah.

Eh, fuck him.

If they don’t invite his orange ass he’ll just throw a campaign rally in Mississippi or some place at the same time and claim he turned down an invite to be with his people instead.

But if Harry really wanted to be petty he’d invite the Obamas and Tiffany.

Black TP? How the fuck do you know when you’re done?

Oh me too.

I would like to suggest another campaign slogan for companies like Dove and Neogama: “Kiss My Black Ass!”.

Ok, fuck, I’m getting into advertising because apparently no one has to read your copy first. You just come up with something and everybody says, sure, why the fuck not? Send it out to the world. Here’s my first ad:

For pete’s sake do that shit off the clock and not in a space dedicated to freaking medical care.

As someone who’s done relief work in the immediate aftermath of a disaster, I initially pushed back a bit too, but reading the whole thing ... this is pretty bad.

But why do you have to ask? After you grew up and left your parents did anyone have to ask you to take out the garbage, etc? When you lived with room mates did you have to be asked? After you left your teenage years? Presumably men have the same experiences before they meet and live with a woman but about 80% of those…

That man has threatened Gotham City at least once.

You’re still missing the point. “Take the garbage out” still means that you noticed the garbage sitting there, went to find the man who presumably can also see the effing garbage, and TOLD him to take it out like he’s a little child who can’t handle garbage. Even if it’s not a fight, you still had to manage that task.…

Interesting take. But nah.

Upon further reflection, no. Just no.