Were the olives soaked in vodka, martini-style? Cause that's how I get through a lot of life's obstacles and cruel jokes...

It's the snacking that accompanies the binge-watching! Pizzas disappear at a magical rate during my marathon-Netflix sessions. Nachos don't stand a chance. And desserts? Desserts quiver in their crusts when I start binge-watching something...

How many more girls are out there, too scared to come forward? "Brian" is a serial rapist, and if there are 3 who have come forward (to describe the same M.O. of his crimes), there must be even more victims who are trying to convince themselves that staying quiet will be better for them than speaking out...and…

My favorite type of asshole (of whom I have encounted 3 times this week — and it's only fucking Wednesday), is the "just kidding" asshole, who joins the group of people getting off the train, but is actually just ducking his/her head out for some reason (to ascertain the station, even though you can just look through…

Ok, so Sweet n Low is gross, no matter what, but I'm one of those weird people who likes to mix sweet and savory...I sometimes put a few spoonfuls of jam in my grits...along with the salt (but not in cheese grits). It's YUMMY!

I absolutely agree — this video was so well put together and inclusive. It doesn't dismiss the validity of the experience of the woman in the first video, but it fills in a lot of the blanks. Especially with the parts about harassment off the streets — in bars, in offices, etc. And as someone who is quite petite, the…

Same here! I did the green and gray contacts in high school for a while because I thought they were so cool, but when I look back at pictures, I realize what a huge tool I actually looked like. Now I stick to glasses and regular contacts, but my eyesight is getting worse, and my doc keeps mentioning laser eye surgery…

Nope, I'm right there with you. I actually bought my roommate a set for her birthday so we could play...but my roommate is never home :(

Can I please have a visit from the Engagement Chicken without having to promise to join my life with someone else's? I just want something pretty and shiny right now...but all i can afford is gum : /

A spoon? So civilized! I dunk my fingers straight in because I'm an animal.

Some tips from Lily Allen on how to get rid of these creeps:

You DO NOT need to apologize. Sometimes, it is the easiest or only way to get a creep to back the fuck off. While I try not to use that as my go-to, sometimes, you just need to get someone to get out of your face now, and you're not up for having the conversation/argument of "Yes, I am single but I am just not…

YOU GET ALL THE STARS. I read all the Sweet Valleys...Kids, Twins, High, and SVU (before that became a Law & Order thing). I even watched that god-awful SVH TV series. Sweet Valley 4 LYFE! (But BSC was okay too...I guess...)

MANY WATERS! That one is AMAZING! I learned a lot about the Bible from that one...

First reaction: dafuq? Second reaction: I feel slightly better about my most recent break up now, knowing that no matter what I text to my ex or what he texts to me, nothing could ever be as bad as this trainwreck. Thanks!

This is so true, and is exactly what I am going through right now. We decided to end our relationship because there were several very big issues we weren't able to work through, but it wasn't because of lack of love or compatibility — and we each need time to ourselves to work on our issues. So we decided to break up,…

you learn something new every day!

Didn't the 70's make a comeback in the 90's? I was young, I didn't know my ass from a hole in the ground in the early 90's, and I was still reeling from the deep blow that was my "best friend" in 1st grade telling that I couldn't wear my leg warmers anymore because they were out of style.

That's the greatest mugshot I've seen in a long time. But there's not enough eye shadow in the world to mask her dead eyes...they're giving me chills!

Well, there has been at least one instance in recent history of an African American girl being sent home because of hair: http://jezebel.com/little-girl-se… — common denominator seems to be that both kids were non-white and sporting haircuts/styles out of the norm for Caucasian Christians...