Yeah that poor guy who wanted to murder someone, how dare he have FINES?

If he dies, he dies

Undoctored Photo of Ronaldo’s Abs:

When will they do this for Dota?

I mean- are there rides? I feel like the coal mining ride from Dollywood would work well. Just like instead of plunging into mines-you plunge into the pits of hell and watch little animatronic sinners having hot rocks shoved into their behinds. Singing “hell is real after all.” On a loop.