Fuck U2.

Do you like anything unironically?

How are you still alive?

You forgot Cat Ladies...

We call those people “Haisleys” around here.

Fuck you

You guys fire Billy?

This is Kotaku, DOTA 2 doesn’t exist.

Does Haisley have dirt on you guys preventing you guys from firing him?

Is Haisley a real person, or is the name just a pseudonym you guys use to make dumb shit posts about soccer?

Can you guys fire Haisley?

If a Gamergater falls in the woods, does anyone care?

Can you guys ask him to cut it, or alternatively, ask him to change his profile pic so I don’t have to see it? Sometimes I read the site while eating and it grosses me out...

Why does Nathan’s hair look like that?

Is Nathan still fucking Sarkeesian?

How much money does Blizzard spend advertising on Kotaku or other Gawker Media properties?

If Fahey contracts diabetes, will Gawker Media be liable in civil court because they profited off of all of those disgusting videos of him eating random crap?

Did you guys hate Yannick as much I did?

God, you are insufferable. I honestly think Deadspin only keeps you on to troll soccer fans. Now STFU and go beat off to Arsenal 03-04 highlights.