Excuse me, most of us have all of our teeth now. We all agreed to start going to the dentist in 1990.

I can’t star this enough, I’m done with games that don’t finish before midnight.

The games should be played earlier for both the players and fans. And the championship should be on a Saturday. Same with the Superbowl. Forcing me to go to work tired and hungover isn’t cool.

I will now refer to these people exclusively as “honks” thank you.

*rim shot*

Heh, a female talking about kicking issues. That’s funny.

Well longevity alone is not reason for enshrinement, but these are:

You can’t reason with idiots.

I said it around halftime and still believe it, the single most important play of the game for the Chiefs last night was Berry stuffing that 4th and 1 in the first quarter. The game was just so likely to get out of hand if the Pats went up 14-0 there before KC had a single real drive.

Dammit, Jakob. I shoulda. Here’s one I found quickly, but feel free to post others in the comments if you find them! Thanks again for writing in.

Further proof that the guys gracing the covers of Men’s Health and Men’s Fitness probably suck at sports. Sports and even the Navy Seals require a strong and functional body. This doesn’t always translate to a perfectly sculpted and proportional body. If you wanna look like a fitness model then reach for the steroids…

He should ask if Crosby douched.

Gray, here. Fuck her.

The weirdo

Usually the younger brother, because his/her older brother needs something to shoot at.

Boo this man

“Sure, we can’t choreograph clean entry into the zone on a power play, but we perfectly planned and executed this two-man ballet of violence.”

I ran it over my wrist to make sure it wouldn’t burn the baby’s mouth

This guy has yet to make it through 12 steps, let alone an entire staircase.