hairybubblegum53
HairyBubblegum
hairybubblegum53

Reminds me of the reaction when the Jets took Jeff Lageman at #14 in 1989
Rosell:“The Jets select Jeff Lageman”
Jets Fans: “WHO??????”
Mel Kiper: “The Jets don’t know what they’re doing”

Pretty decent career (10 seasons).

Makes me wonder if he knew how close he was to reaching that bonus...
$500k is a lot to give up as revenge for plunking his mother never mind a teammate.
***That being said, if that is his last pitch as a Yankee/as a pro ball player, what an epic middle finger to go out on

Great to see the Caps partying hard with it...makes me jealous the Sabres suck (fuck you Brett Hull!).
As for Lord Stanley’s mug, it’s had it’s share of great stories all along - imagine if youtube/instagram/twitter were around when Messier took it to strip clubs, or the ‘24 Habs left it on the side of the road

BET HE WOULDN’T BE AS BITTER IF HE WAS IN THE HALL OF FAME...

All of the above?

In today’s day and age, it seems perfectly acceptable to base your decisions on the 2000+ year old writings of goat-herders who didn’t know where the sun went at night.
Wish people would stop hiding their prejudices under the guise of “My religion disagrees” because if you believe in such bullshit then you are an

As a Sabres Fan, I approve this message!

Not a big fan of faith-based education (mainly because I was forced to go to a Catholic School up until grade 8), but I’ll take Sister Regis - all 5'2", 270 lbs of unadulterated nun fury - and her leather strap over anyone who dares disobey her iron-fisted rule over a squad of Navy Seals any damn day.

Honey badgers

my bad...

But back to my original intent:
Fuck everyone involved with this and Fuck Joe Paterno, the kid-rape cover up coach!

Worst part of this movie - aside from the fact there was a need to actually have a movie like this due to the kid-touching cover up at Penn State - is how they almost tried to make Joe Pa a character to sympathize with because he is a borderline mentally feeble man.
His refusal to read the indictment because he’s “busy

Hostility (and subsequent idiot actions) between teams from Native American Communities and their surrounding neighbours is something not restricted to lacrosse.
Was involved with the running of a minor hockey tournament - house league, not even travel hockey - about 14 years ago, and when I looked at the schedule to

The side arm wind-up, the abundance of various shades of ugly blue, the improper - yet - unexpected use of a steak for comedic assault....
God dammit it’s perfect.

Best Moment for Richard Sherman Ever?
Making the switch from Rap to Football

And the Gold Medal for Hilarious Take goes to...

Damn you...
Topical and nonsensical at the same time...
Bravo.

27 degrees (-3 for the Celsius crowd) is causing worry about it being the coldest Winter Games in history?
Tell me this is fake news.
For those of us in Canada, it means finally switching to a heavier jacket than the fall one we’ve been wearing so far, and it’s time to consider using gloves.

(That being said, having

I saw what you did there...
And I like it!
+1

Report just came out he missed curfew, had weed and then flipped shit on coaches.
WTF is it about some people that have all the opportunity in the world who then blow it with stupid mistakes?
Couldn’t wait one more freakin’ day to score some green? Idiot.

***That being said, why the hell is weed considered bad is a

Think he let out a big “Wahooo!!!” when he found out
*crickets*

I’ll let myself out.

*slow clap* Bra-Fucking-Vo on the sweet George Jefferson gif!!!!
Take my +1 you magnificent bastard....Hell, take 10 of them!!!