I’ve heard it can be caused by trauma to the head. They aren’t all that uncommon. I know a few people with one or more spots.

I read in an interview somewhere that David Schwimmer was always trying to talk the producers of Friends into hiring PoC for extra parts or the love interest roles. It’s why all of the (very few) PoC guest stars have story arcs with Ross!

Thank God she got a $6 million settlement in her civil suit. I have this theory as an attorney that the only way rape victims can get vindication anymore is through the civil system. I have represented rape victims pro bono to file lawsuits against their attackers, and against the police department, and will continue…

I like calling them Vanilla Isis.

The local Audubon Society is very displeased with the occupation of the refuge. I wonder if they could amass an army of 1,000 falconers. Imagine them all raising their arms and a thousand birds of prey take flight, darkening the sky. They’re led by 12 great golden eagles. As the birds approach, shrieking, the…

I love how molesting a bunch of little girls (mainly his sisters, one of whom was only 5) is not as bad as the cheating. Raise your hand if you’d much, much, rather you found out your spouse cheated on you than sexually abused a number of kids? I might be hurt about cheating, but I could see working past it. I would…

It’s too bad Shakespeare didn’t live in our time. He’d have a happy Fizzies party with the Bush family.

Fuck you guys! I didn’t wanna be President anyway!

I’ve gotten the feeling that he doesn’t actually want to be president. Maybe he just needs someone to tell him it’s okay to follow your own dreams.

Oh, hell no. Never. Never. Trump is a buffoon but Putin is an ex-KGB agent who makes no qualms about being a real life Bond villain.

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If I’m honest, I’d rather have Putin in the White House than Trump.

This looks awesome. Note: upon re-watching “Home Alone” with my son this year, he couldn’t believe how opulent the McCallisters’ home/neighborhood was — it’s a total time capsule of white, suburban ‘90s excess, including the casual option of flying 15 family members to Paris for the holidays. Kid-oriented movies and…

Excuse me, I’mma go tell my neighbors that it’s totes cool to go back to Pakistan, don’t feel like I’m keeping you! They put on such a brave facade of pretending to like it here, it must be so draining.

No joke, my step daughter had me buy Donald Trump piñatas for her quinceanera and everybody had a blast bludgeoning it with passion

This comment is such a work of art that it needs to be hanging in the Louvre and have idiot tourists taking selfies in front of it.

So my Muslim friends who worked hard for years to get permanent residency, jobs, tenure, and citizenship were really just being passive aggressive the whole time and don’t really want to be here? They could have just said so.

If the contest was “which presidential candidate do we want to bludgeon to death with sticks?” then yeah, Trump would totally win the Hispanic vote.

This comment is brilliance of the highest order.

Trump is like a sentient Onion article that doesn’t realize it was born in satire.