America-the friend whose birthday party is an unreasonable 4 days of events and costs you way too much money, but she’ll be offended if you don’t pay attention to her the whole time.

I quit watching after the first one. I don’t like that sick feeling in your stomach when you realize that you’re watching actual discussion by people who might be elected POTUS - and you’re suddenly wondering if our species is officially slated for defaunation.

Change the drinking game. Take a shot when they don’t say something insane. (Caution this plan may require pre-drinking to have a buzz at the start)

I think maybe we’re a groundhog’s day situation. I’m going to grab a toaster and get in the tub to test out the theory.

I think maybe we’re a groundhog’s day situation. I’m going to grab a toaster and get in the tub to test out the theory.

I think maybe we’re a groundhog’s day situation. I’m going to grab a toaster and get in the tub to test out the theory.

I think you missed one of Selena’s performances, because I definitely saw her perform (aka “lipsynch while breathing heavily and looking like an uncomfortably young girl being inappropriately sexual”) twice.

Last week’s “America’s Funniest Cat Videos” sketch, where Strong and McKinnon played the hosts of the French version of the same show was so brilliant it is hard to think of many skits that were ever that good. Their nihilistic narrations of each video were perfect, and, to Americanize it they would randomly add, in…

She looks and sounds so much like Sarah Palin that every single time my brain thinks, “Wait, is that Sarah Palin or Tina Fey? Ok, it’s Tina Fey. Wait, no...maybe it’s not.” Every fucking time. So well done, Tina. Also, I hated the Trump interjections because it seemed to sort of fuck up the rhythm and the energy went…

Sanders has been describing himself as a “[___] socialist” for his entire political career, and he’s running for President of the United States, not of France. He’d get destroyed.

Everything that is not directly about economic equality takes a back seat in Bernie’s platform. It’s not that he’s against women’s rights, Black Lives Matter, etc., it’s that he doesn’t have a subjective feeling of their importance.

I think HRC supporters are desperate to discredit him anyway they can.

It’s like choosing between Batman and Superman when the alternatives are the Joker and Lex Luthor. Either would be fine!

I had to turn off the last dem debate for this reason. It was like watching Mommy and Daddy fight.

trust me if Bernie doesn’t win the primary, we won’t stop hearing the whining for the next 8 years.

I will not give any candidate a “pass” because he’s male, but perhaps that’s why it’s an afterthought to him while it’s forefront to us. That and he’s fighting SO many battles.

I feel the same way. Like, I kind of lean towards Bernie in some ways, but Clinton’s just fine and I am excited about the prospect of having a female president finally. But whichever one wins, I just want it to hurry up and happen so that we can stop fighting about it.

I dislike the fact that the Clintons are part of the political “establishment” in that way, but I also am terribly grateful to that establishment because it helps to get sane candidates elected in an insane political environment. Even if I prefer Bernie, you can be sure that if Clinton wins the primary it will be…

I’m kind of at the point now where I don’t care who wins. Hillary or Bernie, they’re both fine! Jesus. The fighting between the Bernie stans and the Hillary fans gives me so much fucking agita. I am beyond caring and we still have a year of this shit.

Countdown to the Berniebros decrying Clinton for “stealing” a position she publicly committed to first.