TBF, that description applies to most humans. Or at least a lot of the ones I've known.

Pandas: can’t figure out how to fuck without instructional videos,but playing in snow comes naturally.

Giant panda don’t care. Giant panda doesn’t give a shit.

Smell the Cafe Bustelo, even

but also, people who think like her, of whom there are thousands in north america... i mean, in which direction do you think your country is going? like, there has not been a turn-back point in terms of immigration waves and demographic change in decades. this is what your country is now; your community, where you…

Oh, they are definitely talking about her.

I am amazed she would admit to being in a KMART?

Well, this is the guy who played Alfie.

She's a great actress. Don't like thing one she said but nothing about Payless Deneuve really fits.

Wrong. Telling anyone to sit down in the back based on the color of their skin, is racism.

Definitely not necessary. Cops have radios for a reason. I think the cop was just butthurt that his Camaro was getting smoked by the crotch rocket. A simple radio call to another unit ahead of the road to (unphysically) intercept the biker.

ok, on this one there’s dickery from both sides. The little boy on the bike who thinks public roads are his own personal race track should have had his license suspended at most.

He likes turtles, dogs, and to party? Deal MAKER.

If your turn ons are hugging and depression, I’m your gal!

It’s kinda like a mystery prize. What kind of person are you gonna get?

Jeb!’s campaign is underwater. This endorsement from the head of the Bush Crime Syndicate won’t make a bit of difference. Also, Babs? You gave us GW. Your judgement transcends being merely questionable.

Whom is this going to sway? I have to think that if you consider Barbara Bush relevant, you’re in the Bush ver. III camp anyway.

This has definitely been a good discussion, and I’ve appreciated it. I am so glad that you no longer feel guilty about your choices.

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.