-Amazing title, Clover! This made me laugh so hard.

Plus shared body heat, and sex on-the-rocks.

Still doing all the emotional work in the relationship, eh, Rose?

i’m getting really mad that her name is also Carly.

i have to stop reading Jezebel during work hours, that headline made me piddle a little , damn you Anna, damn you, I’m in tears on the floor of my office.

I think we’ve reached the “selling personalized Bibles to poor Dust Bowl-affected farmers” stage of pathetic GOP donor-grifting now.

I’m still shocked at how far Ben Carson has fallen. I mean, I’m glad about it, but I was pretty much off the internet for 3 weeks and I came back and he was fucking GONE!

I would argue there are only kid’s tables at the GOP debates.

I actively hate her more than I do Palin, which I never thought would happen

Oh, buddy, that’s not why they won’t fuck you.

I’m completely opposed to male circumcision. Don’t care if a man is or isn’t and honestly usually don’t even notice.

I wish that just one fucking time, just ONCE, we could discuss this without male circumcision completely taking over the fucking conversation. Christ.

I remember when my parents decided my two sisters were ripe for the cutting. I remember a gruesome looking woman (perhaps that’s retroactive superimposing on my part but oh well) coming to the door of our home in Abu Dhabi.

good grief get over yourself and your magical foreskin.

The really horrifying part is that it is usually women doing this to each other. Through generations of brainwashing, the women actually believe this is how things should be. The men don’t even have to enforce it. It was done to their ancestors, it was done to them and so they do it to their daughters. No questions…

No, it’s actually much, much worse for women.

Nothing to do with religion? Get fucking serious, please. My god.

Men. Religious men. Religion. All fucking stupid.

My new tagline, going on my resume, Instagram, twitter, etc:

I’m so glad I didn’t give up on this season. Last night was wonderful, train wreck worthy comedy.