You mean rookie year Yasiel Puig or this year’s edition?

Enjoy the Panama Canal while you can, Trumpy. The Chinese are making great progress digging a new canal through Nicaragua.

DRUMPF: We did a great job building the canal, wouldn’t you say?

Show me some outfield assists and then we’ll talk about how exciting the NL west is.

Why does he even bother with a last name?

And yet again we see the WNBA getting ignored.

Well, in keeping with tradition they should make it to the first round of appeals where they lose ignominiously.

How rare is four triples in a game? Can we get all excited about that instead?

Thanks for the excuse to go back and read all the deadspin stories about this guy. I’ve attended hundreds of games and gotten zero balls in my >40 years of baseball fandom.

Confessing my unpopular opinion: “hitting for the cycle” is the stupidest fucking statistic.

I’ve seen many different species of sharks on scuba dives. They care less about humans than stuck-up cats do. The mere existence of sharks as movie villains pisses me off, although I was willing to give sharknado a pass.

Gabled Tower of Bohemian Wainscoting

“Hell nah.” should just be full text of the franchise’s press release.

Soccer? If it bleeds, it leads.

This is when they should finally adopt my idea of fan pitching. (McQuade stole my closing line, which would have been about middle relief for the Nats).

That would be awesome, if they all came to DC, visited the Obama’s Kalorama home, did a shootaround with the former President, and skipped the White House.

The internet exists so we can find each other and revel in this fantasy.

Me all year: Please, please, please let the Celtics or Wizards sneak in.

Say more about how baseball is regional. I can’t even figure out what region you’d be talking about.

You mean if TT doesn’t stand there like a totem pole and JR doesn’t brick off-balance threes all night while giving dumb 3-shot fouls at the other end? Yeah, that could be a Key to the Game(TM).