I will forget my children’s names before I forget your delicious 2004 Yankees collapse in the ALCS.

Way to make a bold predicion: The Warriors will crush the Cavs, or just beat them, or maybe even lose. One of those things. Sheesh.

Good taek on Game 1.

I went to bed in the 3rd quarter but it looked like Schumpert had a decent handle on KD early and he was taking it to him on the offensive side. That showed promise.

Can’t jinx a jinx.

In fairness, that’s also what I mutter every time I see Chase Utley on tv.

Honest question: Can people who identify as male but have low testosterone levels compete in girls’/womens’ events?

The only thing worse than farting is being accused of farting.

Playing decent second base in the 70s entitles you to say what, now?

You don’t get to call it the “World Series” and be an English-only Fuckhead at the same time.

Yes, but don’t forget the key here is to be prepared in case someone cuts off your dominant arm. If you wipe with your left your whole life you’ll have an important function still working after the dismemberment. If you don’t do it now, start training yourself immediately!

Bill: The Force is strong with you, Young Tom. Together we will rule the galaxy.

You’re fine. It’s not over til we humiliate Eli in a Superbowl. (My work colleagues wonder why I root for the Giants all season).

Um, Drew, you don’t already wipe your ass with your left hand??? In India they exclude the left hand when eating precisely because it’s the ass-wiping hand.

Someone should start a woke NFL franchise with players whose talents are underpriced and shunned for no good football reason. They should be in the NFC East to play Dan Snyder 2x/year.

lol

Groan. You should be taken outback and shot.

TT is a one trick pony and his one trick wasn’t working.

I want to see some fat cornerbacks.

What are you talking about? He’s like Top 10 for his position (left tackle)