All comments are piling on. I choose to appreciate the organization’s diversity and inclusion initiative, playing as many different guys at quarterback as possible, including physically and mentally disabled Americans. Oh, and that Brock Osweiler, he’s very tall.

Baltimore Ravens offensive lineman John Urschel recently had a math paper—titled “A Cascadic Multigrid Algorithm for Computing the Fiedler Vector of Graph Laplacians”—published in the Journal of Computational Mathematics. You think you love math? You don’t love math. John Urschel loves math.

If he doesn’t have a Fields medal by 30, then he’ll just end up in the booth announcing junior high mathlympics and get caught on youtube watching his theorem disproven by some kid at his math camp in Baltimore County. Sad.

I don’t think people dive in that lake just for fun, so it wouldn’t be luck. Every dive requires a plan. In this case, you plan your time, depth, and air, AND what you’ll do if you find an NFL player’s expensive diamond earring. Probably give it back to him for dive expenses (gas for your boat) plus a finder’s fee.…

As a diver myself, my first reaction was, “sign me up!” Cold low-visibility diving is not for everyone, but it’s why we train on search and recovery. And judging by the video and the lack of hoods on the divers, this was not especially cold or cloudy. 65 feet of fresh water is not a big deal. However, you would need a…

Not a baseball insider here. How to describe why the run scores? Is each base that the runners advance a separate sequence, so the third out was recorded on the second (?) third (?) sequence? I know it’s true, but I can’t figure out how to describe it.

Everyone who spells “border” with an “a” should be in the gray until they edit. Sorry. I like your comment, but it’s driving me a little nuts.

Gender-neutral way of saying Latino (male) or Latina (female).

So why would he pass up an opportunity to continue the high-speed head-jousting that characterizes kickoff and punt return/coverage?

This will sound a bit morbid but we need to examine brains of a sample of NFL players who die accidental deaths unrelated to CTE. It’s less morbid than my other idea of randomly selecting players to kill for their brain samples. Maybe we could randomly select players to receive free invitations to adventures like sky…

Is there a supplement that helps you release the ball before the DEs converge on you?

That interview clip got cut off but I think Sherman was about to say we were a yard a away from the Superbowl and if I had just been a little more insulting -- called him no-talent midget Ned Flanders -- I might have pushed Wilson to complete that pass for the win.

This has been said here before but I would love to see just one completely woke team in the NFL to root for. They could have woke players who are underpriced due to racism. They could have a non-asshole owner (are there any?), a non-racist name and logo, and they would have a fun marching band (the only good thing…

Maybe the Warriors have room for him on their bench.

I get your point. He’s not black. If he was a black guy shooting at tires he would be dead right now. I don’t care if he’s Cuban. He’s using white privilege. He will get a light sentence.

I stopped watching Colon when he went to the American League. I just tune in for his plate appearances.

Nice. Just needs some trampolines, a mud or water trap, and more sharp edges.

Also his baserunning. He’s fast, but needs to remember how many outs there are.

In a lot of cultures parents let toddlers go without diapers as part of the toilet training process. The results is much earlier bladder/sphincter control. They could just as easily ridicule Americans for their stupid 3- and 4-year olds who need giant-sized diapers.

Interesting. Do public poopers eat tomatoes? Well, maybe a jumbo slice has some seeds in there.