Is waiting for Harper to wear pinstripes like waiting for Kevin Durant to play for the Wizards? I sure hope so.

You mis-spelled Papelbon.

In the District of Columbia we know Rod Blum as the guy who repeatedly called for us to have a recession. That’s right. He wants District residents, Americans who pay taxes and have no voting representation in Congress, to lose their jobs.

Just family-enders.

Celtics suck at rebounding and Cleveland has TT, Love, and James.

I was looking for more Kyle Schwarber defensive highlights under “Recommended Stories” but just saw stories about dong, rubber, and anal power.

Not really fair to call out Big Papi. He had so much foot pain in his final year that a sub-30-second trot was probably all he could bear. Pitchers didn’t get mad at him. Their job was to make him keep it inside the park.

Gaulling behavior on the court.

Sad how many seats behind the plate are empty. When I was a kid we just moved up when the rich brats didn’t show up for games.

So the AL has a DH, but are teams required to put a bench player in that spot of the lineup? If I was Sale I’d ask for the goddamned bat myself and win games MadBum style.

What percentage of their “student-athletes” graduate? What percentage graduate with as much education as their classmates who are not on sports scholarships?

I think top 15 in a 32-team league qualifies as “good but not a superstar.” Hey, I think the Pats are smart. They could have been fools like the Washington Football Team that overpaid Josh Norman to cover the #2 receiver.

You could write a story like this for nearly every NBA playoff team except the Dubs and Cavs right now. They are all riding on their superstars’ backs. It feels like the NFL over the past few seasons, which has been chugging along with about five talented quarterbacks in the whole league. The Wizards will have to…

Vince Wilfork too. He’s still useful, but the Pats have zero sentimentality. It’s not family. It’s a workplace in cutthroat competition with other teams. It takes balls to let Jones and Collins go like that.

Announcer fail. He totally forgot to say “By gum”

In the pantheon of Puig’s highlight reel outfield assists, this is just meh because he threw it from shallow right, but the targeting, man, is deadly accurate. Maybe the Browns have finally found their quarterback.

Sincere question: why don’t people run this play more often?

No, asking a Mormon if he’s psyched about being legal to drink is a clown question [, bro]. Asking Westbrook’s teammate why nobody can score without Westbrook is (a) related to sports; (b) a legitimate question that fans probably have; and (c) the most obvious question to ask of a team that just lost a playoff game…

Hardcore pro athletes are superhuman. If my rotator cuff is even just strained I can’t lift a coffee cup.

In the Trump visit they are all holding their nuts for the picture.