What’s wrong with Bucknor’s crewmates? It’s like they never even heard of the one hop rule!

He definitely the second-best player in the second-best conference.

Impossible to hear the word “clavicle” and not think of centerfield as a new sport/position Tony Romo should not try out.

Gameusedballghazi.

I think you want Brandon Moore’s pants.

Pats fan. Hate the Giants. Hate Eli in particular. But I agree with you.

_{It’s Louisville, KY, but your point stands. Paying fucking cab fare from Chicago to Louisville would be better than what they did.}

Does it still count as a homerun if nobody is there to see it?

I would pick the Wizards over the Cavs. If the game were 30 minutes long.

Feature request: real-time simulated video of Kyle Schwarber trying to make the same play.

That never gets old.

I know it’s not the same, but it would be like Tom Brady’s (and Kraft’s) friendship with President Voldemort. Massholes can’t stand those politics but if the QB produces wins, he can hump drumpf all he wants.

Did you say Eli??

That’s what the NBA needs, the absolute worst elements of baseball culture.

Unless you want to say, “Look, even JaVale McGee can score on you guys! From outside! With no backboard!”

Yes, but what percentage is he planning to give? Where does he plan to leave it all? On the floor, perhaps? What role does execution play? Do you have to do that, execution-wise?

The Ryan Howard photo reminded me that Deadspin needs to do a montage of very large MLB players who simply can’t wear baseball uniforms. Has anyone ever seen Michael Pineda properly dressed for a game?

Yankees probably hired him just to slide into Dustin Pedroia.

Stadium vendors on opening day: TOMATEHS! TOMATEHS! GET YOH TOMATEHS HEAH! TWO DOLLAHS FA RIPE! THREE DOLLAHS FA EXTRA RIPE!

Boys and men commit more crime than girls and women. For most categories of crime there is an age spike in the late teens and 20s and then dropoff. It’s not specific to race/ethnicity.