Solid Double A player... Affirmative Action

Ok, but the leaping player needs to stick the landing.

Thanks. I did not know that. My friends pronounce it “Los Esteelers de Peetsborg” -- lots of theories about why Cowboys and Steelers are so popular in Mexico.

Please, please, please, NFL, hire Key and Peele to do this educational video.

Dear Los Nets, Please lose many games. Tank you very much.

Las redes doesn’t sound right. That means more like networks. Las Canastas would be better, or Los Nets. Even Los Netos.

You called it “sport.” I bet you study “maths” and say things like “Cleveland were defeated in the World Series.” Now we’re admiring Korean-style baseball. Guys pimp their dongers and don’t even get a high and tight -- ok they get one, but barely. What is the world coming to? Gaah. /parody

NBA teams should be allowed to rest their stars, but if they do, reduce the stadium beer prices accordingly for that game.

Overheard at a Fox & Friends diversity meeting: “Let’s have some 7s mixed in with the 8s and 9s.”

Proposal #1: NBA teams should be required to add look-alikes to their rosters. I mean, when I go to games I sit so far away I can barely tell John Wall from Marcin Gortat and I constantly have to change the napkins on my bleeding nose.

I just think of all the Gujaratis named Modi if “Kal Penn” had kept his real name (Kalpen Modi) and gave them something to feel proud about. I mean, Modi is a really easy name to spell and pronouce, so why change it?

I think you’re basically asking for Hollywood to feed your stereotypes.

Three Dong Night

Well reasoned, but the two major drinking events are not listed here:

Wizards in second place tells you everything you need to know about the Eastern Conference.

Argh. Yes, there is a reason to burn money. That money can be spent on viable talent.

He put that one out over the plate, but +1.

DR has a ridiculous pool to draw from. And national pride about baseball. Is Venezuela in this thing?

I see the Browns dealing Brock to the Cavs to fill the Bogut spot. Brock is Very Tall.

We have way. too. many. plowshares, folks, I mean really. Obama’s failed presidency and the loser Democrats only cared about plowshares and what did that get us? America needs swords, the best swords really. Our swords are going to be huge. And beautiful. I’m going to give you so many swords you’ll be sick of swords.…