He struck out twice on 7 pitches. He is so efficient! Doesn’t waste our time with long at-bats.

Tebow trying to hit is entertaining. He made four outs on 3 at-bats. It took 7 pitches to strike him out twice.

Yeah. MLB.com covered every single pitch of that split squad minor league non-event. At least there was some humiliation of Tebow, which is what we all thirst for.

I will come back here to see if Porcello struck him out in 3 pitches.

Why do elitist liberals hate people who are vastly underqualified for their jobs?

Inspired by the glorious final years of Kobe and Peyton. I bet the Browns are interested.

Loses points for changing hands before the flip.

I think we found Redskins GM Scott McCloughan making some deals with free agents.

Multipurpose headline:

Needs more stars. Do only 2% of us get this joke?

I read your post quickly and thought the last word was “doped”, which would have been much better.

Maybe people are not interested in a Cuba-DR-US-Japan-Korea tournament. Or if they are, we already have that. It’s called the Olympics.

Officiating crew to be headed by Jimmy Carter.

This is a guy who really can see the forest for the trees.

Treebeard. Twiggie. Impala. Branch Dressing. Sporting Wood.

He broke his ankles on that play also.

His claim to MVP is a lot like Mike Trout’s.

I can’t remember, which MLB team has a bullpen that sits unprotected in foul territory and plays a game of chicken with oncoming balls? Deadspin had a good post on it last year.

Yeah, but did you see how he tossed it back? Expect a high and tight one next time up, buddy.

And the organization did it to RGIII himself, keeping him around holding clipboards while they put out fake injury reports.