Dan Snyder strangled poor Marie McCloughan in her bed just to get through this news cycle.

Bill Belichick, another guy with more rings than fingers, thinks Jackson is doing it right.

That’s not a hot take, it’s a Trump tweet.

DeVos: “What about American slaves? True pioneers in free-market agriculture.”

That Scherzer image is so creepy. Just scrolling past it made me strike out swinging.

So I’m scrolling down and get to a screen with 7/8 of Lind showing. Everything’s cool here, right?

I like this. I want to see five centers on the floor just forming a human wall for athletic Easern Conference guards to play obstacle course.

Do not under any circumstances wake Pablo Sandoval while he’s napping.

He played rope-a-dope with the draft and tired it out.

On the bus. On the train. In the airport. At a football game. The male genitalia are everywhere. WE MUST PROTECT OUR GIRLS FROM THIS.

There is an implicit threat that ignorant anti-trans people feel, which is that trans women are really just pervy men trying to trick their way into women’s/girls’ bathrooms so they can do... what? I’m not sure. They never really say.

Yeah I came here to make a Bill Murray comment too. I know nothing about futbol.

Moral of this sad tale: develop a knuckleball.

I’m not a lawyer but this sounds so bad as to be good, in a way, if it passes and then gets challenged in court. Striking down a blatantly over-reaching statute on the grounds that it violates due process could create a precedent that allows judges to chip away at civil forfeiture more generally.

I bet the 690,000 disenfranchised residents of the District of Columbia would happily take their place as the 50th state, with a voting member of Congress and two Senators. Let’s do it.

Guy waving the Confederate flag has a right to do so. Guy who took it down in a sweet ninja move should be fined $2,000 for doing so, but that was $2,000 well spent. I’d chip in for that. Same goes for #PunchANazi.

That photo with the handshake -- is there a video?

This is better than Brady’s excuse for not going when Obama was in office. Brady said he had to groom his hair.

It’s actually called the Whitie House now.

Exactly. Who gets the free ride? I’d say the college that gets ticket sales, ad revenues, broadcasting fees, and so on, while not paying their players.