lmao ur not intelligent lolol thank you for my biggest laugh of the morning.

Snyderheads are gonna use this films reception as something to point at and be like “see James Gunn killed DC”. It’s not true but lets just collectively ignore the grown babies still peddling this crap.

I just can’t imagine being that angry all the time but I also can’t imagine enjoying a Zack Snyder film so to each…

lol two comments of “the general public doesn’t know what the DCEU is” followed by “everyone knows this wont mean fuck all going forward”. Yo just accept the film looks bad. I really don’t think this has a much to do with “hating that James Gunn killed Superman” as you think it does..

Movie was better than the trailers made it seem to be brutally honest

I’m also one of those who have difficulties believing this is due to the coming DCEU reboot as that just makes a huge assumption about the larger movie going audience.

I just don’t understand how! They had a special presentation during the series premiere of Gotham Knights and everything!

Don’t know if putting a movie on first weekend of ncaa tournament is much better protection. I guess it gave me plenty of opportunities to see commercials for it. Apparently it’s a movie about Shazam doing the call me gesture to Wonder Woman, and..... that’s it.

I don’t think the general public is aware that the DCEU (a term they probably don’t know) is being rebooted into the DCU, so I doubt that was the main problem. But, as someone who hasn’t seen either movie, I can’t help but think this movie should have been a buddy flick between Shazam and Superman, especially given…

It was fine.

In other news, I saw 65 today, and boy was it bad. I’ve read that it was changed drastically either during production or in postproduction, and it really shows; the pacing and narrative and editing are all really disjointed and distracting. Scenes start or stop with no rhyme or reason. A couple of critical plot points…

Was anyone really saying “gee, I want to go see the new Shazam movie, but I’m not sure where it fits into the bigger picture of the DC Cinematic Universe”?

Mr. Mind died on the way to his home planet. 

Is Mr. Mind the villain? Because if the bad guy is an evil space caterpillar, I might be talked into seeing it.

I didn’t even realize this was opening weekend, and I say that as someone who is interested in seeing this since I enjoyed the first one.

Latter day AV Club writer has gall to complain about syntax.

His performance in The Wire is God-tier. Very interesting character arc, especially the way he intersects with Dominic West’s character (McNulty) and how they kind of make each other better cops whilst also hating one another, and not in a jokey cop buddy way, just a really complex relationship.

I’ve never seen The Wire, but he was outstanding in Fringe. In fact, my only complaint about the show is that he wasn’t given a more prominent story line of his own.

Tana Mongeau stated that the media personality “paved the way for me. A girl like me who is literally famous for nothing — Paris Hilton taught us how to make that a business, you know what I mean?”

Bad storytelling is made worse with bad sentences and Paris is a minefield of try-hard metaphors (“The endless school day felt like being waterboarded with a vanilla milkshake”; “Time slipped out of joint, like a dislocated shoulder”; “People broke into that house like it was a Cadbury Crème Egg”)

girl, fuck fitting in.