The fact that it's popular enough to be a recurring segment makes it worse.

And without having aged a day.

It just felt like the show jumping on the Orange is the New Black bandwagon just to stay current for some reason.

And sweating profusely.

All I'll say is this guy's a great fucking actor.

My eyebrows were raised during the entirety of that monologue. Sure, they ended it with a joke, but that was something you could never hear anywhere without being shouted down as Anti-American.

Growing up in Malaysia, I actually learned what a Bar Mitsvah was from watching Hey Arnold. Before that I didn't know of any Jewish traditions.

They'll just blame the parts they didn't like on him.

And some of the protesters almost immediately jumped to blaming the Jews.

He really gave a typically cliched role so much depth.

He really was great in a role that's a pretty big departure from the usual tough guy types he plays. From NAACP lawyer to the Punisher within a year is pretty wild.

Don't forget the chewing on a toothpick tic.

I would've loved to have seen Simon promote this series on The Daily Show and have Jon ask a question about the heavy use of Springsteen. Alas, reality is a cruel mistress.

More Bergman connections; Ferguson's character is named Ilsa and the movie spends a decent amount of time in Casablanca.

Rian Johnson would be a pretty cool pick if you're going the up and comer route.

Favorite ridiculous name of a fake terrorist organization: Crimson Jihad, from True Lies.

Shit, you already got Robert Elswit shooting these movies.

For comparison, he's 3 years younger than Alec Baldwin and there's no way Cruise is gonna get saddled with offers to play cranky bosses.

We're grading on a curve.

There's gotta be more than two songs in this world.