I googled Urban Dictionary for the word “chella.” This is what I got

Why is that canned ham wearing a suit?

Kara Walker does not give a fuck.

I’ll be at that exhibit with bells on. Small note: in the last week, I’ve seen black writers and luminaries use the word “tired”. This saddens me so much. But I relate.

It makes me wonder about the thirst-level of her narcissism; for example, what if you had an Ivanka fan Instagram account but it had a really problematic account name, would she still follow it?

I feel like she had her staff make most of these and follows them to give them traction.

That one and the “Ivanka the Epitome” one made me ugly laugh.

I can’t help but think banning someone for having painted a single controversial work is a bit much.

Oh children, clearly you didn’t get sex ed at the height of the AIDS crisis, before any treatment existed. I did actually have protected oral in the 90s. It wasn’t terrible, I guess. I mean I was just excited to be actually having sex, and really terrified of catching HIV and dying.

I would *really* like to know from whom the Hobby Lobby asswipes bought these artifacts. I have a sick feeling that the answer is ‘Daesh.’

“Inexperience?” Doing what? Stealing artifacts from native lands, ignoring common sense legal advice, and violating basic ethics? WTF were you originally trying to do?

property law expert warning them at the time that many of them may have been seized illegally from historical sites in Iraq.

Some of them are affiliated with local church groups, as Gothamist writes, including Church at the Rock in Brooklyn, Grace Baptist Church in Woodlawn, and Bright Dawn Ministries in Brooklyn.

Like, maybe road rage for the initial fight, but the beating and the murder? I’m finding it extremely hard to believe the scenario would have gone exactly the same if she hadn’t been Muslim.

/ˈtɛrəˌrɪzəm/

I mean, this seems like common goddamn sense. What did she think was gonna happen? Is everyone a fucking idiot now? Am I an idiot? Are we all idiots? Is this life?

Cheer up, George Michael, there’s always money in the banana stand.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

Drug sniffing dogs are a scam. It’s not that dogs can’t smell them, but their trainers and handlers are unreliable and they too often train to respond to signals form the handler. Watch “Breakfast in Collinsville” where a dog goes nuts because it’s told by the trainer that drugs must be present, but there aren’t any,…

It’s precedent definition. Even though the 4th amendment has become a brittle shell of itself courtesy of Terry, Wilson and related Supreme Court cases, this sheriff’s office cannot possibly make the argument that they had reasonable suspicion based on specific and articulable facts. With a sheriff’s office that inept…