And those words never leave.

Bannon’s a lost cause. There’s superficial beauty, and then there’s ugly that comes from deep in the marrow, in the soul. Ain’t no fixin’ that.

Today, this tomato faced cockstain invoked the name of the US Navy SEAL who died in the yemen raid, and used him to shame anyone asking about the raid. He straight up said anyone questioning the effectiveness or execution of the raid was insulting the dead serviceman.

Trump is reported to care excessively about the appearance of his staffers.

I would start with Trump hotels frequently being the site of adultery and illicit drug use.

Civil forfeiture - this is where it’d be nice if the actual Libertarian party spoke up. Instead of, you know, only turning up every four years. This sort of thing seems to be in their wheel-house, but I’ve heard nary a peep from them since the election.

Depends upon their skin tone and religion.

I’m confused.

This is where the libertarian-leaning branch of the Republican party needs to speak up. Civil forfeiture is probably the closest thing we could legally get to “the government is gonna take all my guns!”

“Holy fuck! Look at those dead souless eyes.”

To help cheer you up, here’s a picture comparing Donald Trump to Zapp Branigan.

You didn’t hear? Cheetolini’s afraid of inclines - which does explain him riding an escalator down to announce his campaign.

I recommend you women stop complaining. There’s more where that came from.

You have my full support in this matter.

Aimee, is drinking at work okay now? Because it’s 12:30 and I’m thinking that a good old-fashioned martini lunch would be kind of awesome.

She’s pulling his hand off her breasts

Totally off topic but what is up with that hand hold? It’s awkward as hell

But, they’ve been saying this is what they want. The GOP is infested with Quiverfull/Christofascists/dominionists and they have been vocal about wanting a Christian sharia law America. This is who they are, this is what they want, this is what they’ve been telling us all along. We just didn’t want to believe them or…

My guess is all male relatives actually have standing in court to sue for emotional distress and criminal damages in a giant show trial.