Yup. They have to spread out the “marketing merchandise to boys movies”, and make sure they line up with the “marketing merchandise to girls” films. Can’t have Star Wars and Marvel landing at the same time!

My wife and I both use top sheets - but we hate fighting over the sheets. So we have a queen bed, and we get full-sized top sheets and blankets so we don’t have to share. We usually do a top sheet / cotton blanket / wool blanket arrangement.

Then again, we use flannel sheets year round because we find we don’t stick…

It would immediatly be the least preposterous name in the Star Wars universe.

When are we going? Real soon.

They’d actually have to get over their massive egos first, and admit that the movies aren’t good. Given that top-level Warner execs green-lit these crapfests, that isn’t going to happen. I don’t think these guys are capable of admitting they chose the wrong restaurant for lunch, never mind allowing a multimillion…

I want to reinstate Pluto so we can call this “Planet 10" and have an excuse to make lots of Doctor Lizardo references.

I’ve been impressed - the AoS fight choreography has been getting better and better, and they’ve been using longer and longer shots. Between it and Daredevil, I think the small-screen stuff is beating the movie fight scenes at this point. Then again, they can’t fall back on a massive CGI budget to create spectacle, so…

Well, no, you take her back in time, throw her in a working Pit, bring her back to right after you left, and ask Constantine for another housecall. You don’t have to change the past. You just wouldn’t do it because it would be a shitty story and makes death in the series even less meaningful than it already is.

No, he’s the space handyman.

“New York” is a dog-whistle to white, Christian, socially conservative voters in large parts of the county. The listener gets to fill in their own prejudice(s) of choice. It’s the other side of the “Real America” type rhetoric that Palin was so fond of.

As opposed to Jesse Jackson. Who pretty much DID call New York…

Oh, yeah, it would have to be written JUST right.

Shade would have been them explaining what a magazine publisher and a magazine were, as if someone might never have heard of such a thing before. And, as I think about it, would have been pretty damn funny.

Hellblazer is getting a new creative team and is renumbering.

This guy’s Amazon wishlist must read like the TSA’s “can’t bring it on an airplane, nope, never!” list.

Actually, in inflation-adjusted dollars, it was probably 9th. Also, remember that the definition of “opening weekend” has now been extended to include stuff like Thursday night early screenings, which it wasn’t just a few years ago. And, because of consolidation in movie theater ownership and distribution, “big” films…

Compared to Genghis Khan, Trump won’t have nearly the number of descendants. Almost “loser” territory by comparison. I wonder how we let him know that - it might give him a new bizarre thing to fixate on instead of him being defensive and weird about his hands.

That’s often done by the great and the good. Especially if at some point the money came in from the mother’s side.

For example, you have the “Walker” name persisting in the Bush family as a middle name.

Yup. I remember going to a parade - hours long - in a New England town founded in the 1600s. My father and I took a break from watching it to go into one of the soda fountain drugstores (there were two in town at the time) to get ice cream sodas. It’s amazing how “Norman Rockwell” a lot of things still were.

We need a folk song about Fannie Lowenstein, the woman with the rent-controlled Plaza apartment. Because in today’s world, that’s some Paul Bunyan-level tall-tale shit.

Geez, I’d rather have a 10-minute conversation about Mideast policy with Anti-Semetic Elmo than eat at Guy Fieri’s restaurant.