That’s likely a “If this flag offends you / study American History” t-shirt. Just so you know what level of jackass you’re seeing here.

Poor Mrs. Betty Teal. Every time I hear Bolton mentioned (which does happen from time to time), I think of this sketch and smile. It’s been more than thirty years since I first saw it, and this is still one of my favorites.

They were great up until the OJ trial. That really was the end.

I’d suggest “Van Faux”, but maybe that works better to the ear than in print.

Anyway, we’ve got some places around here that do the whole party wine/art - it’s generally art/ceramics places that are doing “real” classes for kids and adults as well, and this is a way of generating some revenue in the evenings. Seems…

I’m ok with that, as long as there’s poison on both knives.

I’d tip the waiter $500 to have the sickest staff person in the restaurant (since their employers aren’t required to provide paid sick days because of assholes like Cruz) handle his food.

I’d like to see Hunter College High use the money to add a required ethics class that every student has to take.

I suspect many of these Republicans would also be OK with a post-bombing installed government handing lucrative oil contracts over to Dinoco.

I’ve still got mine - including the Death Star, the original Falcon, etc. They’re all pretty beat up. So I’ve let my kids play with them and they got a lot of enjoyment out of them.

I’d agree - the ONLY way I’d give them any benefit of the doubt is if she (or an assistant or household manager) has a habit of scheduling visits from various services/contractors/whatever, not always notifying the security staff, and then throwing a shitfit if the person or persons get delayed by security. I’m also…

I’ve been waiting for this. I was maybe hoping for something a little more fitting (perhaps a long, painful, incurable, lingering illness only manageable by use of a ruinously expensive drug), but this just fine. Christmas came early.

In some ways, if the secure a conviction, seeing this turd getting judged by society…

And really, they can’t even martyr themselves properly. It’s so lame. Fauxtyrs. Flayed, burned, mauled or hung martyrs of bygone times are rolling their eyes from beyond at the lame attempts to wear the cloak of martyrdom over this issue.

Geez, that’s really, really, really adorable. I have to go spend a few minutes looking at some of Diane Arbus’ photography now.

Nice article. We actually got out kids some of the Sesame Street OLd School DVDs to provide some non-Elmo content.

I can’t imagine praying hours a day for your kid unless they had a serious physical illness, or they were torturing animals or engaging in other cruel / evil behaviors and you're concerned for their mental-well-being / immortal soul. Whatever your worldview is.

The minimum sentence for any illegal action that leads to a wrongful conviction should be ten years, or the numbers of years served in prison by anyone wrongfully convicted - added together.

If you participated, the only way you get back to the lower sentence? You help convict your co-conspirators.

There’s got to be…

This coming from a group that had to self-insure, because the insurance industry decided that frats were only one place better than toxic waste haulers in terms of risk. They were about to become uninsurable when the national organizations decided to put together coverage. Coverage that protects the frat, but rarely…

It the rate should at least be a hell of a lot higher than it is, and the threshold where it kicks in shouldn’t be as high as it is.

I’m with Warren Buffett on this one.

The Blu-Ray version of Casablanca is spectacular. I got the 70th anniversary collectors’ edition set at Costco last year for $25 (it’s normally $45 or so). It’s gorgeous.

The Blu-Ray version of Casablanca is spectacular. I got the 70th anniversary collectors’ edition set at Costco last…

Oh, geez. At least she didn’t attribute it to a “guardian angel”.