Harden and Westbrook are battling it out for the MVP award.

*bows*

Counter: Minnesota is shit and won’t upset anyone.

Thanks so much for posting this AFTER the brackets closed. smh

Baseball isn’t my sport of choice, but it seems to me that if you go out on the field and throw a pitch, you’ve started an inning. And once you’ve started an inning, by definition until it ends you’ve played a partial inning. I’m just not sure how you can physically perform actions that can determine the outcome of…

Us?....You play for Wisconsin? Nice.

I can’t believe John didn’t counter with some variation of “Super Bowl XLVII. Don’t you remember? You were there.”

I was really confused for a minute there when I didn’t see anyone holding a video game controller. Is this a cached story from 2015, or are you guys doing sports coverage again?

The goal of every aspiring professional football player should be to play as little football as possible until they get paid for it.

You are in the greys for the same reason I am—your comments suck

I think I just did a shitty job

Actually, this is perfectly in line with the laws of normal people.

straight from the pages of Hamilton Nolan’s diary

Lots of 2s and 5s in this video, and I’m not talking about penalties

Easier to hold the phone that way while eating hot wings with the other hand

Fitting that this was recorded in portrait mode.

These are kids, what kind of monst—

In an effort to make the best out of a bad situation, Frazier decided to donate his hair to Locks of Love, who politely declined the gesture because, in their words, “Ew, red....”

When Ron Wolf told Scot that “football is all about cheers and boos,” he may have misinterpreted the advice.

I thought Al Kaline water was mostly bourbon.