Even the guy who wrote Draft Day doubts the Browns can pull off that trade

22 new QBs! One of them has to hit.

The one that looks like a parallel universe Michael Rappaport who made infinitely better life choices.

By the way that sounded, if you removed everyone who participated, you’d have a near-empty stadium by halftime, and if you banned them from attending future games you’d have the typical Atlanta stadium experience mastered within a week

“Way to burn yourself on the fryer again, genius.”

I was always told by my Hispanic friends in school that “puto” meant something similar to “whore” or “bitch”, and that “maricon” was the homophobic slur of choice in Spanish. Learn something new I guess.

+1 new soccer team in Winnipeg

Don’t worry, since this is Atlanta the stands will be empty in no time.

How the hell do you name him Lipstick instead of Treesus Christ? Come on, stoner mountain brahs. This isn’t that hard.

That was the same approach to testing at Prime Prep as well.

“You gotta be from Philly to have a big dick.”

Can someone help this young man? He seems to be suffering from amnesia.

Your Uber driver is: Clark Kent
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Spot on. 100% accurate. Weight cutting is a real problem for MMA. Rogan has been talking about it for years. That and the psychotropic benefits of smoking DMT.

There is no mystery here, he failed to cut weight and got dehydrated and they took him to the hospital. When he got there they probably immediately put him on an IV which meant he would not be able to make weight. Fight cancelled.

Hats off to Italy’s coach, Bill Beliciccio.

It’s not lying about your termination, it’s simply disrupting the hiring process.

“As a proud Buffalo citizen and sports fan, all I can say is this kind of behavior is goddamned disgraceful.”

Where was Shaq’s mom telling him to stop during his “rap” career?

Um no, a signal light does not give the driver the right to cut in, drive through or turn into anything.