I have a feeling Ms. Smith does a fuckton of day-drinking.

I’d just like to note that Lieutenant Chris Wetter is much better than his predecessor Lieutenant Chris Wet.

White Mutumbo was off in the other room. Sexing.

All the players on the Maple Leafs, for the last 50 years, have steadfastly refused to touch a trophy.

The Yankees Are Struggling To Put Butts In Seats

I like Shaq, but he’s the type of guy who loves dishing it out and can’t handle it in return. He’s worse at handling banter than he was at shooting free throws.

Man, facts are sticky huh? Breaking into someone’s home, ruining the safety and sanctity of that space and stealing something that someone worked hard to earn money for is now minimized to “stealing $120".

Get with the Author’s diatribe will ya?

I feel bad for the fan. I bet he was setting Joey up for a compliment and he was going to say “I remember when you used to be good...LAST YEAR! When you batted .326 with 29 home runs!” But Joey cut him off.

The jokes on Votto. That Indians fan was never thin.

That’s real. This judge here was a piece of s**t.

Plea bargains are only necessary for people who have committed a crime.

That’s fine. I understand what you’re saying, and what the guy who posted this wrote. The judge was gonna get this kid regardless.

When he was arrested, Chatman offered to plead guilty to assault in exchange for having the armed robbery charge dropped.....

As a feminist, I think it’s time we started treating men and women more equally. And I absolutely would slap the fuck out of a dude that was provoking me.

Women are not infants. We’re accountable for the shit we talk, and accountable includes the potential consequences of deliberately provoking people.

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The friction goes all the way back to the beginning, when Mike thought his name should be first.

This calls for this picture...

you don’t?!

Wake me up when dealerships stop being a useless and arbitrary middle man to the car buying process (which is already grossly moronic for new cars, unless you enjoy throwing away 30% of an item’s value upon purchase). Of course they should go above and beyond, you’re throwing away money on products they don’t even…

Instead of bitching about it maybe share one if it matters so much to you.