Nothing brings people of all races together like ignoring MLS.

Guy here. I back the women in my life 100% to exercise the right to assemble and speak their mind but the reason for the march is what I’m struggling with.

third prize is hospitalization

Your gonna sit there at your MacBook Air and question an elite program you’ve never had you’re hands in the dirt I bet you dont know what it takes to make the pack 12 champs

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

Between this and ‘Bama it’s been a really hard year for this fellow.

How is he going to watch Yankees games now?!

The worst part happened when he discovered that Aaron Rodgers wasn’t actually inside the TV.

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

#peptalktruthers

Quit being so dramatic. Your life won’t be different in 4 years except that you’ll probably still be employed doing a job that sounds more like fun than actual work to most people writing for a blog that will manufacture enough controversy to stay afloat. Liberals always have grand predictions for the future and…

Good thing Evnika can box, as she just lost her job to Russia’s newest technological breakthrough, the ax.

Lots of effort for something not that funny.

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

Easily the worst thing about college football is that both teams can’t lose.

Isn’t “pissing all over The Concourse” what Hamilton Nolan does every week?

shhh....please, commenters, don’t spoil this article for me. I’m going to catch it later on NBC as it’s intended.

It would take a very high football IQ for a player to break them like he did

Doctors elaborated on the injury, noting it was the grittiest and most eloquent rib-cracking they’ve seen yet.

Your secret is safe with us Eli