Thursday night football, now on Saturday afternoon!

Philadelphia fans have demonstrated their support of Johnson by throwing batteries at him and calling his wife a whore. Johnson is unmarried.

Or you’re at Arby’s

Meh. I liked him better when he was called Ryan Leaf.

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

Usually unwise to pick up so many discarded Trojans.

“Travel.”

This fight was barely even long enough to masturbate to. 4/10.

You are working harder for a rebound than the Knicks.

i was worried for a minute that there wouldn’t be a #69 in this beer-league game, but there he was, a beautiful knight in white and yellow, skating towards the goal

One of the few courts where being white is a disadvantage.