I’d like to thank the universe for letting me know that my family isn’t that bad after all.

But her e-mails!

I laughed and laughed at this and then remembered that this fucking guy is the president of the U.S.

We’ve got to find our joy in whatever dark places we may.

Dick Posthumus is a great nickname for my ex, who lost all interest in sex about a year in.

Wait... that’s really someone’s name?

First Lady Melania Trump

If this is not a perfect metaphor for the state of our country right now, I don’t know what is.

Anchoring bias, confirmation bias

I would love to believe that’s true, but I think it’s incredibly dangerous to underestimate him.

I’d almost feel a little bad for him if he weren’t, you know, like, one of the worst people to ever live.

Race wasn’t even a thing before white people came along and created it as a social construct so that poor white indentured servants and black slaves (who previously got along just fine) wouldn’t unite against the landed gentry. You’re welcome!

You’re amazing. If you live in the DC area I’ll gladly bring you some baked goods!

Also fuck this guy. It is rare that I actually feel hatred towards people and I do not enjoy it.

Oh boy... much as a repeal of that amendment would be abhorrent, it would *almost* be worth it for a day or two just to hear what my Rabbis would say.

For reelz. I’m a white woman so I also had to wait for a white man to explain it to me. Took FOREVER.

Oh good something for me to watch on Sunday!

“Crispus Attucks died before the Revolutionary War even started. I prefer people that survived, ok?”

They didn’t learn during Black History Month because they were too busy wondering why there’s no White History Month.

His TV ratings were just non-existent. Terrible. The worst at TV.