as a former resident of new jersey i feel compelled to highlight cory booker’s complete trashing of the newark public school system in favor of charter schools owned by mark zuckerberg.

agreed, as an Illinois resident, Im partial to the idea of a disabled female veteran minority running against the orange cheeto in 2020

I could have sworn that’s not how isolationism is supposed to work.

I’m not sure “Syro-Hittite” would mean much to many.

Well, god’s white, right? So naturally his divine skin colour would overpower the nasty impure tone of his mom.

St Nicolas was Turkish (technically then-Greek, but ethnically modern-Turkey).

Everyone should have the right to drive.

I don’t think that it’s her age that makes her an idiot.

He was terrible on human rights, but not more terrible than Bautista and it probably took someone like Castro to over throw him. (Dear American Fuckwits— this is what choosing the lesser of two evils looks like.)

Ben Carson as Secretary of Housing and Urban Development

“[He] sat there for two interminable minutes before flapping his hands like a bird and storming off.”

You’re giving Trump too much credit. He’s considering a guy named Ford for the Secretary of Transportation and a guy named Forrest for Secretary of the Interior (which manages the National Park Service).

Did Trump just request a safe space?

i’ve found that the blue light emanating from the smartphone i’m using typically keeps me quite awake as i drive.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

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