When you think about it, we have a lot of things in common with North Korea.

Candidates:

He’s what Trevor Noah will look like in 15 years.

Don’t worry Erin, there are only SEVEN more confirmed Republican debates after this one.

Why the brackets?

In #4, “ISIS in Syria”?? That makes no more sense than “ATM machine”.

No, Yes, No, Yes, No, No.

I <3 you.

Ditto.

Donald Trump would think Feliz Navidad is Mexican food.

Bingo.

Yes. He’s a Bush(+10). And this slimelord is his son(+10).

ELLIE

The real question is why the commando didn’t jump up and be like “WHAT THE FUCK YA LITTLE SHITS”

And pink slips.

Stop slot-shaming.

Kind of. It’s just yes/no here in the People’s Republic.

The Liberals would be the best party running if it weren’t for Keystone XL and C-51.

Both to all.

“Walker’s extremely brief campaign (it lasted only 70 days)“