13-year-old-you was a hero.

“cut, moved, and screwed in a bone” sounds like several different kinds of dirty.

In other words, wasps are drunk Australian rugby fans.

Good fucking lord. Conspicous consumption to the extreme.

Good excuse for getting away from Orbán.

They never made road cars, unlike iH, and this is shorter in letters, but it is longer in words:

Yes, but Maine is just part of New Brunswick that forgot which side of the border it was supposed to be on.

Well, I guess this is nobody’s business but the Turks’.

Jason’s CEL replacement screen idea.

All of this looks great.

Arugula-munching? Is arugula the new kale?

#notallTrumpsupporters

These two, Karl Rove, and Newt Gingrich.

Maybe he knew that the average Republican voter wouldn’t know that either?

This is a real accomplishment.

Her wherever?

Definitely No. 2.

That one has Rand Paul hair.

I don’t know who she is, but she said something positive about the Grey Wolves, which are a Turkish probably-government-sponsered racist youth thug gang.

I don’t think that she needs babysitting.