Doug, hilarious article as usual, but you seem to be under the impression that the new Colorado, along with the Dakota, Equator, and Raider, is a small truck. On this count I must inform that you are very deeply wrong.

Yes, I was saying that it may have lasted that long because it was not in a rusty country.

Isn’t Bulgaria less rust-prone than most (now post-) Easter Bloc states?

I’ve always thought that Georgian looks like a cross between Greek and Thai.

He’s wrong, he’s a Social Democrat.

I agree with the rest of what you said, but Bernie is not an actual Socialist.

To be honest, if a nine-year-old kid asks if you’re Batman, you can’t really answer no.

I think I once told my dad that his penis looked like an ice cream cone.

What?

Sanders is not and I don’t think has ever been a member of the Socialist Party. He calls himself a socialist; he isn’t, he’s a social democrat. There is a very big difference.

Or Belarus?

Georgians(kartvelebi variety) should be able to enter all the time, as their language has words like gvprtskvni (გვფრცქვნი)

To be honest, I think this is a good thing. Tesla made their patents available; if Youxia can make a Model S that’s still decent for a far cheaper price, I’m all for it.

“stops all those rouge-wheel shenanigans”

There is no RL anymore. It’s the RLX now.

You’re forgetting the frontrunner.

Isn’t the Tucson in a slot between the HR-V and the CR-V?

This is basically the pinnacle of capitalism.

Dude.