Didn't it just get an update for 2013?

"But like birthday cake, or cocaine, you can have too much of a good thing."

"They use cheaper lead-acid batteries, and the companies that make them all seem connected in a Byzantine mess of shared components and bodies, constant name changes, and pretty creative and unrestricted designs. It's a fascinating market segment I'd love to learn more about."

Porsche's lawyers > Aston Martin's lawyers

Game over.

12>3, after all. Quite an upgrade.

"It's Monday, which means we've all woken up to yet another day on Planet Earth. And since this beautiful planet includes Russia, and Russia belongs to a bellicose and belligerent dictator named Vladimir Putin, we can all hear another lovely, bizarre threat. This time, Russia threatened to nuke the Danish Navy."

I'm surprised Mitsubishi actually made a website in the first place.

FL-0.0003

Maybe, but it's unpleasantly dirgelike.

I wonder what he is seeing that is eliciting that face.

Typo in your 3rd paragraph:

I think the blue countries are EU members. Not sure why Portugal is green.

That's what she said.

Harbor Freight.

Oh dear.

I just realized that his name is worryingly similar to Brian Silvestro.

[Company] Partnering With [Company] To Use [Adjective] [Product from latter Company] In [City]

Sounds like Saturn to me.

He also underuses them in the last sentence.