You drive a Nissan Versa, it's a subcompact sedan; you expect it to be slow and cheap.

Tires as swings. Obviously.

Just a Randy Pobst.

Motortrend always manages to get quicker acceleration times and shorter braking distances than anyone else.

Wow.

Foxtrot Alpha remains the most interesting and enjoyable site ever to exist on Kinja.

TIL: Gearbox troubles are the bane of inventive race cars.

Also referencing the last sentence of this.

HAHAHA SO FUNNY!

How is

I didn't actually mean that "this is Jalopnik" in that he can't say something negative about the Miata, I meant that in that it was an unwise thing to say something negative about the Miata on Jalopnik.

I realize all of that, it seems philsphan09 doesn't realize that other people have opinions different from his/hers, and that he/she is contributing nothing of use or interest to most in the conversation—while being a jerk.

"Morally against them"?

You do realize that you are reading Jalopnik? Right?

Camaro?

Of course it was the Finns.

Hey now, the Italians didn't deserve that much punishment.

I only know from spending too much time on Wikipedia.

Wasn't it Jakob not Oskar?

so much smooooooooooooooooooooooooothhnnnessssss