VW Explorer? I'm pretty sure that it is going to be called the Blue Cross or something else that sounds like a Lockheed Skunkwerks black project.

Yeah, $37-40 sounds like about what the Eos is retailing now for.

Didn't you know that bears are Russian?

It looks incredibly homogenous, similar to nearly every truck on the market now, but it doesn't look bad and I think it is certainly better than its predecessor.

Jalopnik? You mean that one about cars?

*Golf clap*

"Reagan succeeded in helping the Soviet Union disband peacefully. The greatest diplomatic accomplishment in history."

But this is the most Superamerica post I've ever seen.

TIL: Reagen was an even bigger idiot than I thought.

Wait a minute...

You mean FJ?

Wouldn't heading in the opposite direction be more useful for most people?

Nah, that was the proper response.

I'd recommend this more if I could.

The Nano is also utilitarian, and from what I've heard it has quite a bit of character.

You did, so did I. Everything military-looking that is on the Jalopnik FP is almost certainly linked to Foxtrot Alpha, which is a subblog of Jalopnik related to military technology, particularly aircraft.

I believe you mean 50 000 other Jalops.

Shade is a subtle, not-obvious jab at someone. A burn is the polar opposite—direct, open, and situation-winning.

This is Foxtrot Alpha. This is a military blog.

Have you tried the latter?