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Kyle XY married the XY of his life

Is there anyone who ignores Donald Trump?

Barry, I say this in all honesty, this just confirms that you are the most eloquent and intelligent writer at Gawker. Cats are fine, dogs are fine, people who like both or neither are fine, and Burneko can get bent.

OMG YES! I was at my sister in law’s recently and we were looking through a bridal magazine with her daughters. One of the photographs included 2 brides getting married. One of her kids (age 4) asked why there were 2 brides in that picture. My SiL responded “well you know how ‘so-and-so in your class has 2 mommies?’

“(That’s it, I’m) never watching this news channel again you gay rights advocating atheists, jesus will not be happy with you.

That Jen divorce story would have been a lot more interesting if she been married to Mick Foley.

BREAKING: additionally, they will play the SAME four division teams from the opposite conference who they played 4 years ago!

Breaking: Each team will play the other teams in its division twice this season, once at home, and once away. This does not include the Playoffs.

I’m with him. I’m sick of the way fruity guys dress all fruity these days. We should be more manly and dress like construction workers, police officers, bikers, cowboys or even Indian chiefs.

It’s all right to be Christian, but cut it out with that actual Christ-Like behavior, you hear?

If these laws are going to be a thing, they can at least be used for something good and legitimate. Speaking of, what ever happened to that 90 year old preacher who got arrested for feeding the homeless?

It’s happened twice. A woman accused a guy of being the father of her twins. And when I opened the envelope —and I don’t know the answers before anybody else does —he was the father of one of the twins, but not the other. And they were fraternal twins. And science says that’s a million-to-one shot, that there could be

Am I the only fuckwit who thought starter meant starting pitchers?

Mr. Fancy TV-Chef thinks he's all classy now and drinks only GLORYBOY drinks now.