Initially after reading this I was going to unplug my keyboard and never comment again. But its a wireless keyboard so here we are.

aren’t we all?

Just sounds like you don’t own any eating utensils.

I don’t see how it doesn’t make sense. A website that derives revenue from advertising, which provides value by the number of visitors, producing content designed to maximize the number of visitors? Not sure where this isn’t coming together for you

13 strikes and a grand slam. It’s like a Denny’s restaurant health inspection grade.

*Looks at headline*

I guess “older people getting stupider, see also 2016 election” is a more depressing headline.

Rash guards save time but being someone who taught summer swim lessons I have to say this: for the love of all that is good DO NOT PUT YOUR FUCKING KID IN A RASH GUARD FOR SWIM LESSONS. Your kid already sucks at swimming enough and now you’ve just put dead weight on the poor little bastard. You might as well have your…

probably should have googled whether or not he has in fact died. he has not, but I assure you death will come for him

Because you can boil them to make tea.

Alternatively, why are the hell are Jim Tomsula’s shoes $4.95?

Reince Priebus is exactly the kind of name that comes to mind when I think of someone who wouldn’t know the rules to football, but can tell you all about some obscure nipple flicking sport they play in Tunisia.

I feel like this storyline is pretty easy to manufacture if you ask a bunch of questions about the nightlife instead of about basketball.

Updated

Just looking for the restroom.

And less e-sports nonsense

Can we maybe stop talking about his tweets? There are things that the Republicans are doing everyday that threaten the American way of life. The president’s asinine tweets are the perfect cover as they are both sensational and largely inconsequential. Let’s give it a rest. Please? Our way of life, based on some of our…

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