Goalie goal gaff goads grievous goalie

Nah I can just hit up a back alley for a less heavily used colon

Just send Draymond to give him a swift kick in his orange ballsack

Rash guards save time but being someone who taught summer swim lessons I have to say this: for the love of all that is good DO NOT PUT YOUR FUCKING KID IN A RASH GUARD FOR SWIM LESSONS. Your kid already sucks at swimming enough and now you’ve just put dead weight on the poor little bastard. You might as well have your…

He could just eat himself into a tight end

Hufflepuff-puff pass

So is popovich’s nose falling off or what?

I peed in the pool almost every day of my College career on a division I swim team. I have no regrets and I hope I’ve horrified everyone.

Man North Carolina College teams just keep having toilet issues...

That’s just nuts

Talib is just giving the offense constructive criticism to help them stop shooting themselves in the foot.

See: Cam Newton

Poor people voting for Republicans is like the chickens voting for Colonel Sanders

Well he at least has the support of one

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