Ewww...

The actual travesty here is that Rob Thomas and Santana are #2...

SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH

there used to be an organization, but the acronym N.G.G.A. made everyone wicked uncomfortable

Just goes to show, the road to hell is paved with Goop intentions.

Every generation has a handful of artists in which people, decades later, will be embarrassed to have been part of their fandom. I think Migos is one of many that fall in this category. 

Did they get Adele Dazeem to return as Elsa?

Sarah Palin has convinced me to take the off the shoulder top out of my shopping cart. Forever

Ted Nugent is a guy who once bragged about shitting his pants to avoid serving his country. The fact conservatives embrace him is just another reason why their world view is irreconcilable with critical thinking.

“ Goddess of California”

That would make for an interesting white elephant gift..

Poor Laura Ingalls had to make do with a pine cone.

No mention that this is partially inspired by the interrogation scene from the awful The Day The Earth Stood Still remake with Keanu Reeves?

Why shouldn’t NK have nukes? Why are we all up in arms about it?

I still have that thousand yard stare from my time in Vietnam, checking up on that t-shirt factory.

Bless Chuck Tingle- this made the debacle worth it:

Jewish people love Easter.

I’m a Kate Bush fanatic, but I prefer Maxwell’s cover too.