I thought meth was the biggest problem facing Kentucky. But I was wrong. It’s frosted lipstick.

Ah the luxury of having never bought an item from Walmart. You obviously have never lived in a small town with poor parents, and the only place for 30 miles is a Walmart. In rural areas, it’s a necessity.

Just another lesson in how capitalist enterprises can never truly be feminist ones. In the war between do right by women/employees and make money, make money always wins. 

BATMAN: Hey, I’m gonna dress up in rubber and beat up people using military grade weapons.

I found the song quite enticing but it is almost as though John Mayer cannot help being inappropriate. It’s like his own personal form of Tourette Syndrome. And I’m not saying that Tourette Syndrome is inappropriate: it is simply that it is hard-wired and autonomic in the way Mayer’s mind is circuited to be…

I still call Schroedinger’s relationship. Only Katie knows if he’s in the box.

When do these people start going to jail?

My dad did this! His work gave him an apple computer, but he is old and doesn’t like adjusting to new technology/interfaces, so he loaded windows OS on it. Then he went around telling everyone that Apple computers are slow and not that great. Ha ha.

I thought the “Mac running Windows” thing was just your fantastic imagination dreaming up horrific things no one would really do. And then I read the link!!!!1111

I can only wish for such arrogance.

Only if she hyphenates, the divorces him, keeps the name, repeats the process with Jim Carrey, Frank Gehry, Dave Barry, Vanna White and Townsend Coleman to become Katy Perry-Perry-Carrey-Barry-White-Gehry-Coleman.

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Tell me about it.

I think my favorite is “Sure, The Boss Baby looks like your average kids’ flick - but it’s actually horrific.”

“With a premise you cannot swallow, Boss Baby will leave a bad taste in your mouth”.

I’m hoping for “Boss Baby fell down a well, retrieval unlikely.”

Those poor parents. Not only will their children not be able to attend school with Prince George, they have to endure a miserable existence living in the Upper East Side.

Did everyone see Maxine Waters on All In with Chris Hayes?

We talking cc’s? If so, I’d say she’s a heavyweight.

Hottest Disney male of all time (2nd is Tramp).