Spending months in rikers for a crime he didn’t do might do that for a guy! #HesInnocent

He totally looked like a college age dude in ‘the night of.’ He has NOT cracked! Sir, no sir!

Riz Ahmed has GOT to be on the short list! He is HMM!! I can totally see him running around with a vest and no shirt...

i feel your pain, brother. I, too, lament the fact that society had failed charles manson. And hitler. Failure all around.

Papa likes...

#notallsmallpenises ;)

He keeps them in case the cops come around!

Terrorist baby?

I hope she’s not saying that she invented the abbreviation “cucu” because it’s been around for a while. There’s even a famous song with it as the title!

Holy shit!! Are those cushions?!!

SOMEBODY PLS PHOTOSHOP TRUMP’S FACE ON IT!!

Because of the way text message inbox is set up I often times ALMOST sent my boss a text that was meant for my boyfriend. Damn these touchscreens! Now I make sure to check twice.

But enough about jezebel.com! What do u think of modcloth?

But ASIAN culture is so CUTE!!!! /s

I. can’t. resist. Liking. His. Voice- Ahh!!

I’M STEALING THIS!!!

It’s not that confidence CAUSES stupidity, it’s good to have confidence if you know you’re shit. it’s the obvious inexperience plus delusions of grandeur plus a position of incredible power equals to WHERE DO YOU FUCKING GET OFF, JARED?

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If I had the confidence of a jared kushner, I would buy the top of the line Apple computer then replace the software with Windows!!!