“NOT TODAY SATAN. Because Del Rio has more or less taken ownership of that catchphrase (despite the fact that it predates her usage on the show)“ 

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I love his English language songs. Some of my favorite songs of his are in english, like ‘maria betania’ and ‘london, london.’ Also the masterpiece album, transa, contains alot of English lyrics!

I’m really curious to listen it. But at the same time, AFRAID. I mean it’s Caetano Veloso!

Alt: WHERE IS CASEY ANTHONY WHEN YOU NEED HER?

WHERE’S A DINGO WHEN YOU NEED ONE?

“DO throw this Boss Baby out with the bath water!”

I wanna play!

“I know they are cute, but none of them have half the personality you have!”

You’ve given this a lot of thought ;) and I appreciate it.

Re: penis

And Korean food!

What?!

Gwen: “don’t worry that it’s me and celine...”

DISCRIMINCEPTION!!!

Google: breast milk bodybuilding

Cherry creek was over when they got rid of their breakfast-themed playground and replaced it with a generic looney tunes themed one.

RIP Paris on the platte. Where will i smoke cigs indoors with high school kids now, huh?!

Spoiler alert: it’s not for babies. It’s a niche customer base that is fitness freaks who think human milk has some kind of special powers

“Sweet spot” is a good choice of words when talking about a cute little French restaurant. NOT a good choice when you’re seeing a whole nation as a potential human milk farm for your profit!